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Our Latest Release: Tale of the American Clustertruck

Once upon a time, in a land known as the United States of America, a terrible fiend known as Fump ruled the land. Fump threatened the freedoms and liberties of anyone and everyone across America, as well as silencing those who would oppose him. Under Fump’s tyrannical rule, everything across America seemed bleak and hopeless. Those in opposition to Fump were growing weaker everyday, and certain groups Fump despised were being driven deep underground. But then, one day, the (unknowing) prophetic hero comes to the rescue!

Enter: Adam Ordell. Adam is but a humble, everyday author who gets unwillingly pulled into Fump’s evil plot when he’s framed for a horrendous crime that he didn’t commit. He believes he is on a quest to clear his good name (though he has a feeling there is more to his quest than that) but, in reality, he is America’s last hope for defeating the vile and wicked Fump.

Read the awesome tale of Adam and his quest for the Sacred Items, wherein he must travel to the hidden hideout of the LGBTQIA+ community, the Secret Society of Black People, and the welcoming and friendly, Latin-American community. Will Adam succeed in his quest? Will he indeed clear his name of the horrendous crime, while also saving the United States from total destruction at the hands of the sick and dastardly Fump? The world around him sure hopes so.

“I wanted to be thoroughly comedic this time. I wanted a narrative so full of comedy, in fact, that almost every sentence would have the reader howling with laughter.”

– Adal Smith

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